Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Biomech tractor ...

International tractor ...
International tractor ...,
originally uploaded by asmundur.
This is the hallowed tractor that will carry us all to glory. Remember the incident in first year? This picture should serve as a reminder of the crap we have endured thus far.

Ksenija Osolnik & Larisa Lesjak

work of art

KAMA BIOMECH INGEKUWA DAME


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originally uploaded by anna. b.
Your lush lips swell sweetly to the welcoming sunshine,
serene eyes dotted with exquisite allure
sure to grace this biomech grapevine
with love so true and pure.

I would ride this tractor with you,
the Massey-Ferguson and Ford one too,
I'll Carry your spanners during attacho,
kiss you before i even say hallo

Damn, and I was free-styling it!

FLUID MECHANICS

Waah! what a CAT that was! nearly got busted dubbing Tonics , phew, that could have been a low blow.
The mood has finally kicked in and I can't wait to see how my good friend benrocks will handle this one. He can be a tad-lazy at times, especially when he has to play computer games instead. Don't you just get mad when he can't hear you shouting in his bunny-ears? Yet again I place his advert for free: Computer services@ Benrocks'.

And whats with all the vulgarity of one Too? This guy just gets on my nerves...He just won't shut up!! But he has this great talent of making the funniest and rarest of jokes. Picture this, I have just chucked from my room to check out a practical report from Chege that is due the next day. Unluckily, I bump into Too at the threshold of Chege's room and he asks me: Umekuja kumangwa? Damn, how does your brain conjure such nonsense? I mean, couldn't he have asked: Unataka? It only happens in biomech, people.

ANOTHER DAY DAWNS

We are just beginning a period that calls for the utmost cooperation amongst us. We are entering the exam period. So much is given and taken during this time, we are brainwashed- literally! I mean , all we have learnt for a whole semester is taken in a flash period of 2hrs or less!

Picture this, we are all seated in bated breath, hoping that what we crammed last night graces the morning paper. We talk in hushed tones asking our friends and foes alike to place their work strategically . And we should, I mean-I hate failure and I hate dees.

To all biomech members and players, this is from the heart: I don't wanna be stranded in the middle of a n O.D.E question while all you can do is give me the goddam sheet of paper.
Let us help each other, (I hate the way I sound today) let us forge into the attacho period supless and ready tio drink drink drink, regardless.....damn, I should do a post about attacho soon. To all soil water die hards....you can't touch this!!!!!!

Monday, December 3, 2007

ENGINEERING FETES

Golden Gate Bridge
Golden Gate Bridge,
originally uploaded by CoastRanger.
Maze Kenyans tutawai fika hapa?